Serious Leigh (Literal Leigh Romance Diaries Book 2) by James Melanie

Author:James, Melanie [James, Melanie]
Language: eng
Format: azw3, epub
Publisher: Black Paw Publishing
Published: 2014-07-29T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter Twelve

In Through the Out Door

I threw on my bathrobe and excused myself. I went to work quietly waking up Gertie. “Gertie! Gertie! Come on, get up.”

She was seriously slurring her words. “Ohhhh yes, get up. I can do that.” Gertie stood up, but her posture was as if she was walking on ice with an eighty pound backpack on. “Ooh. Gotta find my legs.”

“Shhh, be really quiet and come with me.” I held her up and walked her to the front door, which I very quietly opened. I walked her outside and she immediately sat down on the step.

“I—I—what?”

“Shhh just stay there.” I rang my own door bell and jumped back inside. I then acted like I was surprised to get a late visitor.

“Gertie? What are you doing here?” I spoke very loudly so that Hunter would hear me now. “Oh and you’re drunk? I can’t believe this! Oy! Your friends just dropped you off like this?”

“Huh? No. Hey! Wasn’t I juss inside? Why didja put me on the porshhhh?”

“Ach, you poor girl. Here sit down. You can stay here tonight.”

Hunter walked into the living room with only a towel around his waist. “Is everything okay?”

“Yep. One of my friends was apparently celebrating the Fourth of July a little too hard and ended up on my porch. Hunter, meet Gertie O’Leary and Gertie, meet Hunter Kovacs.” I picked up Hunter’s clothes and hoped that Gertie hadn’t noticed when I handed them to Hunter.

“Why er ya naked? Hunterrr? Rrrr..rrr—I like the sounda yer name. Hunt err. You should come an see my Pussy Farm.”

“Huh?”

“Never mind her, she’s pretty drunk.”

“No sheerishly, you oughta see it. I got all sorts a pussy. More kindsa pussy than you kin magine. Now, Leigh she’s got her a nice pussy, I juss love that sweet lill pussy. Have you seen her sweet lill pussy?”

“Gertie means cats. She runs a shelter for cats. And she’s talking about Luna.” I laughed awkwardly.

“Oh! Sure, that makes sense now. Nice to meet you Gertie. Excuse me.” Hunter went back down the hall to get his clothes on.

“Wow! Heeza nice one! Can you fine me one a them, like that?”

I waited for Hunter to make it back to the bedroom before I said anything more, once again talking in a hushed voice. “Gertie! What the hell happened to you tonight? Where are Kelly and Lindsey?”

“I dunno, but I sure hope they are makin more of that deshishus jello.”

“Jello shots! Damn those girls.”

“You know Kelly’s mum? She makes the best punsh.”

“Punsh? Oh, punch. That’s her sangria. Her Dad didn’t make you drink that stuff he calls mojo, did he?”

“Uh huh. I’m not feelin too good, Leigh.”

Mojo was a concoction that Kelly’s Dad, Benny, made by pouring any hard liquor he could get his hands on into a large cooler and added hunks of fruit and juice. I grabbed my phone and made a call to Lindsey. “What did you two do? Gertie crash landed in my bathtub tonight, and she’s completely

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